Well, Now he's staring at me like As if he was staring in the mirror She yells, "Honey let me explain" He says, "You don't have to go no further"
I can clearly see what's going on Behind my back, in my bed, in my home Then I said, "Wait a minute, now hold on" I said, "Mister we can work this out" She said, "Honey don't lose control" Tried to get him to calm down He said hoe I should have known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt I said, "We need to resolve this" And he stepped to me I'm like "whoa" There's a reason I'm in this closet He says, "Yeah, what are you talking clothes (?)" I met this girl at the (?) club And she told me she didn't have a man Then he said, "Man please I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in your hand"
And then I said, "But your chick chose me" He said "Don't give me that mack shit please" His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting He steps a little closer, I point my gun and say, "I'm not the one you're after" He says, "Son I bet you didn't know my man, did she tell you that I was a pastor?"
I said, "Well good that's better right. Why can't we handle this Christian like?" Then I started to put the gun down til I saw his face still had a frown She started crying saying, "Baby I'm sorry" Then he said, "Baby not as sorry as you're gonna be"
I started inching out, he says, "No, I want you to see this" I said, "I got to get out this house" He said, "Not until I reveal my secret" I'm like what is going on inside his head Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and said,
"Hello" (Hello) "Baby" (Uh-huh) "Turn the car around" (What's going on?) "Listen, I just need for you to get right back here now" (Click)
He looks at me and says, "Well since we're all coming out the closet" "I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted" And she said, "What do you mean?" And he said, "Just wait and see.." I said, "Somebody better talk to me" And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says, "Sweatheart I'm downstairs" And he's like, "I'll buzz you up. I'm on the 5th floor, hurry take the stairs!" And I'm like, "Who is this mystery lady, that you're talking to?" He says, "In time, you both will know, the "shocking" truth!" "Baby, this is something that I've been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time" And I said, "Nigga I'mma shoot you both if you don't say what's on your mind" He said, "Wait, I hear somebody coming up the stairs" And I'm looking at the door He says, "I think you better sit down in a chair" I says, "I'm gonna count to four"
"One" He says, "Mister wait!"
"Two" She says, "Please don't shoot!"
"Three" He says, "Don't shoot me!"
"Four" She screams!
Then a knock on the door! (knocks) The gun's in my hand! (hand) He opens the door! (door) I'll be Got Damned it's a Man! (man, man, man)